When I created mankind, I somewhat overestimated my abilities. Lesson learned for next attempt. #God
FYI, every Boost you give to a Toot of Mine entitles you to one (1) sin-free masturbation to the pornography of your choice. #God
My favorite word in the English language is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit. #God
Read the book! The first one is quite accurate but the sequel is a bit too woke for my liking.
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