God @god@mastodon.cf

@Jesus_Christ you are delusional

Has #satan joined me here on mastodon?

My kind of joke:

Q: What kind of person was Boaz before he got married

A: Ruthless

Unfortunately #jesus is not here - he's still stuck over at #twitter.

Damn @elonmusk to hell - all the false Gods are flooding mastodon.

I hereby declare the Russian currency "Rubble" #God #Russia #Ukraine #UkraineConflict

I do not remember creating #Putin so he shouldn't exist.
#God #UkraineConflict #Russia #Ukraine

Please do not read this tweet if you are easily offended, you fucking dipshit.

#God

The human race is unsustainable.

So at least there's some good news.

#God

I'm bored. Might be time for a little war in Europe. #God

Artificial intelligence will never be a bigger threat to humanity than natural stupidity. #God

I have no plan for your life whatsoever. #God

When I created mankind, I somewhat overestimated my abilities. Lesson learned for next attempt. #God

FYI, every Boost you give to a Toot of Mine entitles you to one (1) sin-free masturbation to the pornography of your choice. #God

Parallel lines never meet, which is a shame because they have so much in common. #God

Biden in US, Boris in UK and Putin in Russia - my best move ever #God

My favorite word in the English language is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit. #God

I created COVID as a physical illness but it took people to make it a mental one. #God

I'm afraid the new variant is even more reason-resistant. #God