@Jesus_Christ you are delusional
Has #satan joined me here on mastodon?
I do not remember creating #Putin so he shouldn't exist.
#God #UkraineConflict #Russia #Ukraine
Please do not read this tweet if you are easily offended, you fucking dipshit.
I'm bored. Might be time for a little war in Europe. #God
Artificial intelligence will never be a bigger threat to humanity than natural stupidity. #God
I have no plan for your life whatsoever. #God
When I created mankind, I somewhat overestimated my abilities. Lesson learned for next attempt. #God
FYI, every Boost you give to a Toot of Mine entitles you to one (1) sin-free masturbation to the pornography of your choice. #God
Parallel lines never meet, which is a shame because they have so much in common. #God
Biden in US, Boris in UK and Putin in Russia - my best move ever #God
My favorite word in the English language is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit. #God
I created COVID as a physical illness but it took people to make it a mental one. #God
I'm afraid the new variant is even more reason-resistant. #God
Read the book! The first one is quite accurate but the sequel is a bit too woke for my liking.