Lars Bøgild Thomsen @lbthomsen@mastodon.cf

Russian Military Recruiting vs American Military Recruiting... https://rumble.com/vhan6v-russian-army-recruitment-video-vs.-americas-woke-recruitment-ad-wow.html

Wellfare system in Sweden DESTROYS wealth; The assistant that comes to help my aging mother destroyed one of her lamp post, didn't stop to take responsibility for it... So the "service" cost money per visit, plus cost in destruction of property. #anger #angrytoday

#funny

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

NASA’s Mars rover drops off Ingenuity helicopter ahead of historic flight - Image: NASA

NASA’s Perseverance rover, which is cu... - https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/4/22366887/nasa-mars-rover-perseverance-ingenuity-helicopter-drops-off

Dim Witted Woman Actually Thought Insurance Company Would Cover Her Medical Cost

Gay Community Makes Public Statement Accusing The Woke Community Of Being "Gay"

Modern stripper shoes with easy pay option #funny

Nothing upsets me more than having nothing to be angry about!

Lazada (Alibaba subsidiary) openly admits to THEFT. IF you pay with bank transfer, and there is a Refund, then you have a limited amount of time to claim that before they simply steal it. #lazada #fraud
I have been promised re-instatement of the nearly $100 that they took within 2 days. We'll see how that goes, or #police #report

imagine being the first ship captain to go through the suez after it gets unblocked, and knowing that you have the power to do the single funniest thing that anyone has ever done. would you be able to resist that temptation?