Lars Bøgild Thomsen @lbthomsen@mastodon.cf

1 TEU Container Ship.

Scandinavian Special Operation

For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgement: I am the Lord.

--- Exodus 12:12

So wait - according to @god there are many or at least several gods but he'll bully them all into submission. Never mind how he deal with firstborns - except his own obviously.

Outside the US, the four-in-hand knot tends to be known as a schoolboy knot and I never understood why anyone would use it. It simply can not be done nice looking and a half-windsor is just as easy.

#religion

It is proof because I say it is!
Hmmm, a somewhat weak argument I'd say. I think we will have to agree to disagree on that one and I will remain sceptical.
#islam #quran #religion #atheism

#Christianity:

Sending telepathic messages to a Jewish ghost letting him know that you will accept him as your master and to ask him to remove a magical curse that was passed down to you because some old woman that was made from the rib of her partner ate a piece of fruit from a magical tree because a talking snake told her to.

Ask me again why I am an #Atheist!

I did not know this before, but this is why it is called uppercase and lowercase characters. Learning every day.

John McAfee explains the real reason for the crackdown on TikTok.

The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely.

#HunterSThompson

Insane person of the day! Perhaps this is because they were all cows. Bulls produce only greek yogurt - thicker and more sticky. Sigh.

The RIGHT solution to bird flu!

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

#ChatGPT racism

How to argue with a robot (#ChatGPT) - and win :)

Happy CNY